5/26/17 – Bernkastel-Kues
If there is any one thing I would suggest to anyone driving around Europe it is invest in a GPS. We bought our TomTom in Utrecht and it has been a godsend – except for Thursday. You may remember we named it Tomy but yesterday it was renamed Tammy or Theresa or TammyTheresa. At any rate we gave it a feminine moniker since a female voice gives us directions. (It took us three weeks to find the icon that indicates verbal instructions so now when we have to do something along our route – say go through a roundabout – TammyTheresa will actually tell us to enter the rotary and take the appropriate exit.)
She is also very able to decide we should go to a destination in a less direct route than we wanted.
If there is another thing I would suggest to anyone driving around Europe it is invest in good printed maps. You need backup in order to chart the course you really want.
Thursday we told TammyTheresa we wanted to go to Bernkastel-Kues by way of a scenic route. While you can pick “fastest” “shortest” “eco-friendly” and other route options, GPSs don’t have an option for “scenic route,” so you have to improvise.
TammyTheresa doesn’t take well to improvisation. A 200km (124 miles) drive starting around 10 am, wasn’t completed until 4:45pm. We were going to follow Hwy 258 almost the whole route. It was a decent size road on which we knew we’d make good time. At first we let TT have her way and followed her explicitly. Then, with less than 100 km to go and at an intersection clearly marking 258 straight ahead, she told us to turn – and we did. Now we were driving through villages whose streets were the width of alleyways in the US, and had cars parked on both sides. We had one mirror kiss. In between villages we followed lovely country lanes to we knew not where, because we hadn’t been using our printed maps and were having trouble finding ourselves on them.
TammyTheresa finally got us back to the 258 long enough for us to know where we were and we stayed on that road to the Mosel Valley despite her begging us over and over again to turn around and go back to a turnoff she knew we should take. “Turn left and make a U-turn at the first opportunity” Turn right and make a U-turn at the first opportunity”. If it hadn’t taken us 3 weeks to learn how to turn her on, we would have muted her.

We dropped into the Mosel Valley from above (literally) Cochem, one of the several fairy tale towns that dot the Mosel river. The Mosel Valley is famous for its vineyards and its Riesling wines. If you can, imagine a narrow valley, surely no wider than a mile from hilltop to hilltop, with a winding river at its base and steep hills reaching a height of 1400 ft above sea level, topped with forest. Vineyards grow from river to forest for the length of the valley – 128 km from Trier to Koblenz. The wine region is Germany’s third largest and quite possibly the most romantic.
From Cochem to Bernkastel-Kues we followed the Mosel river on the Moselstrasse the highway that flanks the river. Ascension is the holiday being celebrated this weekend and it is being honored everywhere we have been. The 43 km from Cochem to Bernkastel was packed with tourists and every one of the many campings along the river were filled to the brim. This did not bode well for our arrival at the camping in B-K and sure enough, when we finally threaded our way through the towns and past numerous vineyards we were told no room at the inn.
It must be understood that we had traveled from America all the way to Bernkastel-Kues in the Mosel Valley in Germany to stay at this particular camping. We were not going to take no for an answer.
Bruce – who was once told by the Queen of Hearts, that he could charm a bird out of a tree – set to work persuading the manager that we really must camp here. Need I say he succeeded? We were given a site for a full 4 days, despite other campers be turned away.
Seventeen years ago we stumbled upon this camping and spent a long weekend enjoying the yearly wine festival that included oom pah-pah bands, 17 hot air balloons launching and flying over our pitch, an army reserve group from Maine who called themselves the MAINEiacs (and posted their stickers all over town!), wine tasting of some of the best Rieslings I’ve ever had the pleasure to try; all in a fairytale town setting.
It is a delicious memory.
5/31/17 – Mosel to Luxembourg
We spent four days in Bernkastel-Kues, probably a day too long because we found Sunday to be a day of rest, an oddity in America but still respected in parts of Europe. That meant all that was open in town were restaurants and some memory shops – oh, and some wine shops too. We used Sunday to purchase a case (half case? 6-pack?) of Riesling wines that I will be loath to drink, wanting them to last.
Monday morning we prepared to leave; telling Tomy/Tammy/Theresa we wanted to go to an ACSI camping just outside Luxembourg City. No highways, no tolls please. Looking on the map it appeared to be a clear shot along the Moselstrasse to Trier and from there to our destination. The Moselstrasse, as the name implies, is a road along the Mosel river, so when T/T/T told us to turn off the Moselstrasse and smack into the middle of teeny tiny village with a one-lane wide road coming down a hill off a blind corner and a BUS careening (it seemed to us anyway) down it, that we rebelled.
We turned Willie around – with some difficulty: about a 6-point turn – and got back on the Moselstrasse. Meanwhile I was furiously pouring over the map trying to understand what happened. Of course, the rebellion turned out to be a mistake, but only in the sense that it extended our drive by about 8-10 km. T/T/T suggested we take the next available turn through a village with wider roads and no blind corners. But then we had to backtrack through some lush and lovely landscape until we reconnected with whatever road we should have been on in the first place.
We had our last glimpse of the Mosel quite like our first: from above, looking down at the peaceful winding river with a town at the bottom and vineyards reaching up to the tops of the valley hills. It is a beautiful area and one that brings joy to my heart.
With no incidents we found our camping Bon Accueil and by luck got the best pitch in the place for the weather we were experiencing: HOT. We were near the sanitaries (toilets/showers) and under shade trees. Monday it was almost 90F – very unusual, thankfully – and after a weekend baking in the sun on the Mosel, the shade was a huge blessing. Tuesday was to begin a cooling trend so we opted to go into the city then. In the meantime we did our laundry at a very reasonable price of 3€ a load. Laundry is unbelievably expensive in Europe. We have been paying 4.5-5€ a load and more if we want to dry, so 3€ was a bargain.
This camping is a stop over spot for campers returning home or beginning a trip so people come and go at a brisk pace. Our two night stay saw the campground fill up with Brits the first night and Netherlanders the second. Delightfully for us, both are countries who can understand us – sorta – we do speak American, not English.
So here is a funny thing: we are driving a camper with Netherlands license plates, we follow the rules of being low key (yea, yea I know, but really we are!) we dress in neutral colors and yet we are pegged pretty consistently as Americans or at least as campers. So much for going incognito. Fortunately the political baggage we could be carrying around with us is not affecting our interactions with people.


5/14/2017 – Mother’s Day



